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Ten Ways to Change an Old Geezer's Mind
© 2004 copyright Raymond C. Evans
1 Take him to a doctor and have it fixed.
2 Make him sleep on the couch.
3 Hide his remote.
4 Stir some Ex-lax into his beans.
5 Bribe him with a kiss.
6 Make him stay outside with the dog.
7 Make him eat tofu for three days.
8 Make him eat leftovers for three weeks.
9 Put extra starch in his shorts.
10 Put more starch in his shorts.
The ten remedies listed above should take care of most problems but if your old geezer is really stubborn, other measures may have to be taken. Most doctors agree that he will change his mind eventually. If nothing else works, just give him an aspirin and then call his doctor the next morning. If all of the above does not give the desired results, take him to the doctor to have his mind examined. Most good doctors can fix it if they can find it. If they can’t find it, you will just have to take him home as he is. Be sure you’re not expecting too much, “if it isn’t broke, don’t fix it”.
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