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Ten Good Reasons to Get Rid of Your Old Geezer
© 2004 copyright Raymond C. Evans
1 Because he snores.
2 Because he won’t eat leftovers.
3 He doesn’t take out the garbage.
4 He can’t fix a leaking faucet.
5 He’s not as warm as the dog or the cat.
6 He’s chasing cars.
7 He’s never been fixed like the dog.
8 The dog knows more tricks than the Geezer does.
9 The dog comes when he’s called, the Geezer doesn’t.
10 He’s never been fixed like the cat.
Some problems with an Old Geezer can be remedied and some can’t. In a national survey most Doctors agreed that if he’s chasing cars, about the only remedy is to tie him up. If he’s cold, the only good answer might be to snuggle up with a warm blanket or a cat or a dog. You can get the neighbor kid to take out the garbage or fix the dripping faucet. The dog can be used to eat the leftovers. Just teach the dog to do the tricks; the Old Geezer’s probably just too old to teach anything meaningful, you’ll be doing pretty good to just get him to come when he’s called. For the other problems, just keep a bucket of cold water handy, the cold water will also work if he snores.
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