Ten Requirements for Geezerhood

© 2004 copyright Raymond C. Evans

1 You’ll need glasses to read this fine print.

2 You’ll need the address of your pharmacy.

3 You’ll need one of those fancy boxes for your pills.

4 You should avoid repeating yourself.

5 You should avoid repeating yourself.

6 You’ll need glasses to read this fine print.

7 You’ll need one of those fancy boxes for your pills.

8 You’ll need a good sense of humor.

9 You’ll need a good sense of humor.

10 You should avoid repeating yourself.

Also just remember to sit down before you fall down.

And stand up while you still can.

Also laugh at your own jokes, “you may be the only one”.