|
|
|
Ten Reasons to Tie Up Your Old Geezer
© 2005 copyright Raymond C. Evans
# 1 If you catch him chasing cars.
# 2 If he’s been spending too much time watching the neighbor lady.
# 3 If he forgets where he lives.
# 4 If he’s been spending too much time pruning the widow’s hedge.
# 5 If he keep digging under the fence.
# 6 If he keeps trying to bury a bone under the neighbors house.
# 7 If he keeps trying to bite the mailman.
# 8 When he starts howling at the moon.
# 9 When he starts chasing the neighbor’s chickens.
# 10 When the neighbor’s chickens start chasing him.
Note:
Most doctors agree that chasing chickens may be just a harmless phase but when the chickens start chasing him, some method may be required to protect him from harm.
Helping the widow may be a good deal as long as she feeds him, may help you save money on groceries.
You may definitely have to tie him up if he starts chasing cars or burying bones in the widow’s yard.
He’s not apt to hurt the mailman; he most likely carries mace to protect himself.
It may not help to tie him up if he starts howling at the moon unless you have a real tight collar.
If he forgets where he lives it may help to stencil your address and phone number on his shirt.
Most doctors agree that he may need a little special care and comforting as he advances further into old age.
|
|
|
