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Ten Ways to Make a Geezer Feel Old
© 2005 copyright Raymond C. Evans
# 1 Show him how high the grand-kids can jump.
# 2 Take him to a high-school football game.
# 3 Let him watch the cheer-leaders at a college game.
# 4 Remind him what he was like on his honeymoon.
# 5 Tell him how old his children are.
# 6 Tell him the neighbor looks much younger than 65
# 7 Hide his glasses.
# 8 Hide his teeth.
# 9 Ask him to run the marathon.
#10 Take him to the computer store.
Note: You can cheer up most old geezers who are feeling old by telling him he looks just like some Hollywood Star. If this fails to get results, you may have to tell him a little white lie. Tell him his wisdom is what makes him attractive or those large muscles in his arms.
Just don’t tell him that you never did like the way that belt-buckle looked anyway or get him a comb for his birthday. Or tell him the 65 year old neighbor still has a full head of dark hair. These things may lead to deep depression.
You can cheer up most old geezers and make them feel good by convincing them that all the younger generations need their infallible wisdom.
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